Longest Wikipedia Entry Ever

Highlights:

• 201: Baroness Sybilla von Dincklage
  I wouldn't mind a little von Dincklage tonight ifyaknowwhaddimean.
• 396: Baron Tassilo von Twickel
  I have found my next MMORPG gnome's name.
• 1138: Silke Schmalz
  I'm not falling for your silke schmalz again...
• 1266: Baron Johannes von Hohenbühel genannt Heufler zu Rasen
  Bless you.
  
• 1482-84: Ismael, Soliman, and Nadia El-Hakim
  How'd that get in there? 
• 1496: Kraft Constantin Franz Emich, Erbprinz zu Hohenlohe-Oehringen
  I think I just coughed up a lung.
• 1505: Prince Wolfgang Maximilian Leonce Hans Clemens August Rüdiger zu Hohenlohe-Oehringen
  Email only goes to 40 characters, trim it down Wolfy.